This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
videohall: Excellent communications skills from chihuahua who hates baths > What happens when you ask if he wants to take a bath outside? > I love the subtle head shake at the end. > Take the darn dog outside already! > STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!!
dontnuts: if you have an outie belly button im sorry
lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
otheranimals: is your name math because i have a problem with you
kyleehenke: have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
rdjmpreg666: studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
painterbaker: sometimes i literally have to hold myself back from arguing with people’s opinions that i don’t agree with like i know everyone is entitled to their own but sometimes i just
jesuschristvevo: i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
foreverstarving: It’s 2013 and people still think body hair is unnatural
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
milktree: always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there